I took myself out on a date

To mull over people I hate

They tell me to stick to one thing

And no one likes the way I sing

Am I not good enough for you?

Oh God, what am I to do?

Should I beg on my knees and plead?

Or take myself to Pier 15

I know you won't like this song

You've made it clear all along

But I've never done this shit for you

I'm the only one who decides what to do

Is this song not quite your taste?

Good, now you can know your place

Let me keep this just between

Myself and Pier 15