Come on babe

Why don't we paint the town

And all that jazz

I'm gonna rouge my knees

And roll my stockings down

And all that jazz

Start the car

I know a whoopee spot

Where the gin is cold

But the piano's hot

It's just a noisy hall

Where there's a nightly brawl

And all that jazz

Slick your hair

And wear your buckle shoes

And all that jazz

I hear that father dipp

Is gonna blow the blues

And all that jazz

Hold on hon'

We're gonna bunny hug

I bought some aspirin

Down at united drug

In case you shake apart

And wanna brand new start

To do that jazz

Oh I'm gonna see you

Sheba shimmy shake

And all that jazz

Oh she's gonna shimmy

Till her garters break

And all that jazz

Show her where to park her girdle

Oh her mother's blood'd curdle

If she'd hear her baby's queer

For all that jazz

It's just a noisy hall

Where there's a nightly brawl

And all that jazz

No I'm no one's wife

But oh I love my life

And all that jazz

All that jazz