Got to get the "pandemonium

And that means all pans and pots

Clear the way! I need to make room

To make jam and to make lots

What was on the garden patches

What grew on the tree I got

Made from it some mix-and-matches

Put it all in one big pot

I’ll add carrots for some nice zest

To the Portobello jams

But the juiciest and sweetest

Will be pinecones and the yams

I peek in, and as I’m looking

At the weird brew, I yell

“Now I know what’s really cooking

I am in a jam, as well