The end is near makes me faint

Colors of destruction are vivid like paint

Do you think it's true will the world be destroyed

Or is that girl just paranoid

I never thought godzilla'd make us cry

Is it really him or something else in disguise

I knew it it's aliens trying to take over

The reality is making my drunk a sober

You're not godzilla just a big fat phony

Came to earth with your alien cronies

Broke my jaw kicked me in the balls

Had no choice but to make a call

I always love to fight

Destroy the city in the night

Kaiju are friends but some are foes

I act alone that's all i know

A metal monster from outer space

Walloping kaiju all over the place

It will conquer the earth

Unless my pals and i prove our worth

Aha mechagodzilla is the only tool

That we'll ever need to enslave you human fools

Some people call me a muckraker

But my enemies know me as a jawbreaker

Working for the government protecting the world

Stop aliens from abducting boys and girls

This doesn't have to be the end

Use the statue to summon caesar our friend

I always love to fight

Destroy the city in the night

Kaiju are friends but some are foes

I act alone that's all i know

A metal monster from outer space

Walloping kaiju all over the place

It will conquer the earth

Unless my pals and i prove our worth

Go by the name of caesar 'cause i'm bad af

My roar's so loud it'll make you deaf

Sleeping in a rock love to hibernate

When i wake up cause an earthquake

Deflect mecha's rays shoot 'em right back

Backhanded b**h slaps are my favorite attack

Cyborgs can't be trusted ain't got no souls

Shove his metal tail up his a hole

I always love to fight

Destroy the city in the night

Kaiju are friends but some are foes

I act alone that's all i know

A metal monster from outer space

Walloping kaiju all over the place

It won't conquer the earth

'cause my pals and i proved our worth