Well whatever happened to you

Whatever happened to us

Hey We missed the proverbial boat

The plane and the train and the bus

Hey push led to shove

And we fell out of love

And we tore each other apart

Love is grand but I can't understand

Why you broke my proverbial heart

Well we used to be in love

Now we are in hate

You used to say I came too early

But it was you who came too late

Yeah boy meets girl

And they give it a whirl

And very next thing you know

He thinks she's nuts and she hates his guts

And the bad blood starts to flow

Well it sounds like sour grapes

And that's just what it is

I'm gonna get me a subscription to Argosy

And you can get you a subscription to Ms

Hey that's a whole lot of crap about a tender trap

What it is is a suicide snare

All I wanna do is to forget you

And our lousy love affair