The outside world recoils in fear

Thinking if they slip up

They'll get locked up in here

You're killing yourself

Just to make ends meet

While I'm working on my tan

And kicking up my feet

You can't beat living in prison

There's always something to do

And you know

Who's paying everyone but you

Every day I wake up to a nice hot shower

Don't pay the water bill

So I'm scrubbing for hours

Shoot some hoops and lift weights in the yard

Maybe blow off some steam

She is a rookie guard

And there's nothing more exquisite

Than when I get my １４ minute conjugal visits

C'mon and meet the gang

There's Jimmy the Pickle and S**e Hank

He makes the best hooch wine in his toilet tank

There's Bam Bam and Tiny and Sparkles McGee

And every single one of us scumbags agree

I don't wanna be free

I don't wanna be free

Leave me in luxury

Leave me in luxury

Why try a prison break

When hard time is totally great

I got a trash pedigree

I got a trash pedigree

But in here I'm bourgeoisie

Hey ma look at me

I never think about the world beyond

Then I'd recall how I killed my mom

No I don't wanna be

Free

Not the life for me

No

I don't wanna be free

Of these amenities

If I tried to live this good out there

I'd have to be a thousandaire

This is where I wanna grow old

So I'm just praying

I don't make parole

'Cause I don't wanna be free