He always has a sidekick

Some boy wonder at his call

His utility belt holds everything

Can't find that at the mall

The Batmobile is super fast

There is no car that is surpassed

It's a good thing we've got Arkham

Because he really drives us bats

Drives us bats

Drives us bats

He really drives us bats

Bats bats

He drives us bats

Whether dancing the Batusie

Or using an array of tools

He's always got the answers

He makes us look like fools

He's got no super powers

He's just a flying rat

It's a good thing we've got Arkham

Because he really drives us bats

Drives us bats

World's greatest detective

Drives us bats

Foiling every evil scheme

He really drives us bats

Bats bats

He drives us bats

Even without shark repellent

He's tougher than he seems

Other heroes often ask

Why is he always the top cat

He drives us bats

Drives us bats

Drives us bats