When I'm feeling lonely

Sad as I can be

All by myself, an uncharted island

In an endless sea

What makes me happy

Fills me up with glee

Those bones in my jaw!

That don't have a flaw

My shiny teeth and me

My shiny teeth that twinkle

Just like the stars in space

My shiny teeth that sparkle

Adding beauty to my face

My shiny teeth that glisten

Just like a Christmas tree

You know they'd walk a mile

Just to see me smile Woo!

My shiny teeth and me

(Shiny teeth, shiny teeth)

Yes, they're all so perfect

So white and pearly

Brush, gargle, rinse

A couple breath mints

My shiny teeth and me

My shiny teeth, so awesome

Just like your favorite song

My shiny teeth, I floss them

So they'll grow to be real strong (He's got really shiny teeth!)

My shiny teeth, I love them

And they all love me (Ahhh-ahhhh)

Why should I talk to you

When I've got 32 Woo!

My shiny teeth and me

(Shiny teeth, shiny teeth)

My shiny teeth and me

(Shiny teeth, shiny teeth)

My shiny teeth that twinkle

Just like the stars in space

My shiny teeth that sparkle

Adding beauty to my face (He's got really shiny teeth)

My shiny teeth that glisten

Just like a Christmas tree (ahhhh-ahhhh)

You know they'd walk a mile

Just to see me smile Woo!

My shiny teeth and me

(Shiny teeth, shiny teeth)

My shiny teeth and me

(Shiny teeth, shiny teeth)

My shiny teeth and me

(Shiny teeth, shiny teeth)