What is that up in the sky?

Hailing taquitos, it's hailing taquitos at the park.

Over the yard, put on your bike helmets cause they're coming down hard.

Hailing taquitos, it's hailing taquitos.

Guacamole, sour cream.

He's in a nightmare or he's in a dream.

He's in a dream.

They're crunchy in there.

And they're falling upon the sky.

You might want to stay inside.

Look out!

Ow, my eye!

Newsflash!

Important information!

Taquito's coming down all over the nation!

Portland, Denver, Austin, Poughkeepsie!

It's a taquito apocalypse-y!

Hailing taquitos, it's hailing taquitos!

Run for cover!

Don't be slow, there's beef and chicken and potato.

Hailing taquitos, it's hailing taquitos.

Corn tortillas, rolled up tight.

Coming down fast with no end in sight.

The greasy.

And they're hot.

So hot.

They keep falling from the sky.

They're kind of pointy, so they hurt a lot.

Ow!

My other eye!

Oh, why?

What is that?

It's the Taco Bot

He's shooting the taquitos with his taco ray.

Huh?

And turning them into harmless tacos.

We're saved.

Hooray.

It's a miracle.

Hailing taquitos, it's hailing taquitos.

Chicken.

Potato.

Cheese.

Beef, chicken, potato, cheese.

Once again.

Thanks to the TacoBot humanity was saved.

Ow, my first eye again!