He's got a booty (Huh?)

It's a regular booty

She's got a booty (Yeah?)

You see that every other mother-fruitcakin' day

He's got a booty

Yep, right there (Hi!)

She's got a booty (Uh-huh)

After awhile they all start to look the same

Take your booty and Christmas-fy it

So jolly you can't deny it

Holiday spirit is flowin' through me

Coming right out of my Christmas booty

Ironic sweaters are so last week

All I want for Christmas is my two back cheeks

Look at her

I'm like whaaaat?

Is that girl working a jingle butt?

She deserves a standing ovation

Let's just give her... a donation

Hmm, what do we have here?

It's Rudolph the Red-Nosed Rein-rear

Rudolph with your nose so bright

Won't you guide that booty tonight?

I've got a feeling I've never felt

She's got an elf on a booty shelf

O holy night

Oh my heavens

I hope he doesn't fall in that crevice

I didn't think he was my type

But I like chestbutts and I cannot lie

Fa la la la, what a surprise

He's cracking a nut with his backside

Grab your booty and come get with this

Want to wish you a Gluteus Christmas

These ugly sweaters no longer move me

Better start shaking that Christmas booty

Take your booty and Hanukkah-ize it

Don't knock a kosher booty 'til you tried it

Eight presents ain't quite enough to soothe me

Give me that 9th gift... Hanukkah booty

Twerk the halls with boughs of hiney

Kwanzaa's happening right behind me

St. Nick ain't as thick as yours truly

Let me back up my

Kwanzaa booty

Take your booty and Christmas-fy it

So jolly you can't deny it

There's no choice, it's your holiday duty

Time to unleash that Christmas booty