And now, the world premiere of how a cat wasted his nine lives.

Looking down from heaven,

I see my flat carcass in front a seven-eleven.

Wish I could say it was the first time,

But I′m a cat, so in terms of lives she's had nine.

The first time I died as I remember,

I landed on my feet, but it was into a blender;

Next life my fancy feast cans has something in him,

The really fancy thing was botulism;

Took life trhee easy napping on some jeans,

The problem was the jeans were in a washing machine.

Don′t feel sorry for me,

I've had nine times the life that you could ever dream.

Life four! I became a pillow on Pinterest.

Life five! I died from sheer disinterest.

Life six! Had the urge to fell the lava on my whiskers.

Life seven! Chased a bird into a wood chipper.

Life eight! Donated my guts for tennis rackets.

But turns out that don't even use cat guts, can you put that in brackets?

We add it in post!

I hope this song wasn′t a drag,

I just had to let this cat out of the bag.