Walter the war hero he's there
From opening till time time time
There's Mary the housewife
Who's slumped at the bar drinkin' wine wine wine
They get Kylie on a wednesday
The Stones on a friday
Bob to the Beatles on a saturday night
He's Dylan on a monday and Bowie on a sunday
Does Bee Gees on a thursday as high as a kite
And they call him the human jukebox
He plays second-hand rock n' roll
And they call him the human jukebox
Yet only he's healing hearts with his soul
Skyvers with fivers shine up their shoes
For the show show show
And they all sing along to the songs
Till it's time please to go go go
They get Kylie on a wednesday
The Stones on a friday
Bob to the Beatles on a saturday night
He's Dylan on a monday and Bowie on a sunday
Does Elton on a thursday if you lend him your tights
And they call him the human jukebox
He plays second-hand rock n' roll
And they call him the human jukebox
Yet only he's healing hearts with his soul
They're karaoke kings for the evening
It's their only real shining time
And if you ever stop believin'
And the real world gets you down
Go see the human jukebox
He plays second-hand rock n' roll
Yeah they call him the human jukebox
Yet only he's healing hearts with his soul
Yeah they call him the human jukebox
He plays second-hand rock n' roll
Yeah they call him the human jukebox
Yet only he's healing hearts with his soul
