Look at me I'm gorgeous in

My housecoat with my coffee cup

I bend to get the paper

Every neighbor's tryin' to check me out

Look at me I'm lovely as

I wave beside my Minivan

Look at how my diamonds seem

To sparkle on the garbage can

God bless the American housewife

God bless the American housewife

God bless the American housewife

God bless the American housewife

Look at how my children play

Commando in the Cul-de-sac

Look at how my husband has

Survived another heart attack

Look at all the other mothers

Envious of all my things

Have to call the plummer 'cause my

Daughter flushed my wedding ring

God bless the American housewife

God bless the American housewife

God bless the American housewife

God bless the American housewife

Look at me I'm beautiful

And glamorous in rubber gloves

Look how my Tiara

Can be bent back to the shape it was

I can do the laundry and make

Dinner while I'm on the phone

Look at me I'm sexy as

The devil when I mow the lawn

God bless the American housewife

God bless the American housewife

God bless the American housewife

God bless the American housewife

God bless the American housewife

God bless the American housewife

God bless the American housewife

God bless the American housewife

God bless the American housewife