Yeah
Wait a minute
Operator on the line I need your help I got a girl to find
I got her number but I ain't got a dime
And I really wanna tell her that it's real this time
Yeah
I'll admit Im a generous degenerate
Got jokes like Degeneres but this time it's cereal
What if I told you I just wanted to hold you
Im not the old me youre not the old you
People grow like they're supposed to
We should go be bicostal
Sleep under the stars
It's all undecided till you pick up my call
Please
It's the middle of the night
And I call your phone
I lost mine so I dial zero and say
Collect collect call
Collect collect call
Will you accept my collect call
Operator on the line
I really think shes gonna pick up this time
I said if you don't we have to call the cops)
I ain't stalking
And theres nothing wrong
With two people talking but Im out of tokens
Help me
Im broke and lonely
Don't hang up on me
It's the middle of the night
And I call your phone
I lost mine so I dial zero and say
Collect collect call
Collect collect call
Will you accept my collect call
It's the middle of the night
And I call your phone
I lost mine so I dial zero and say
Collect collect call
Collect collect call
Will you accept my collect call
Sittin here waching time move like a snail
Cause it's the 3rd time in three years that Im in jail
Im callin you
It's the middle of the night
And I know your phone
I lost mine so I dial zero
Collect collect call
Collect collect call
Will you accept my collect call
It's the middle of the night
And I call your phone
I lost mine so I dial zero and say
Collect collect call
Collect collect call
Will you accept my collect call