"Atomic batteries to power turbines to speed"
"Roger ready to move out"
No one can save the day like Batman
Robin will make you sway like that and
Beat for beat rhyme for rhyme
Deep in Gotham fightin crime
No one can save the day like Batman
Commissioner X here
Batman & Robin we have a bit of a problem
There's trouble brewing in Gotham City
You MUST act fast
Holy mackeral Batman I think these clowns need to back down
Let's be the Gap Band and drop the bomb on 'em and make 'em SCAT man
When you say scat man like the brother called brother) Uh-huh
When it's on it's cold so bring the coroner cover)
We can take it to the Bassment live with Tigger
Go get The Riddler to watch me play that n***a like a fiddler
On a hot tin roof I got them watchin who
She who spits it like she was sippin rot-ten brew ooh
We Marvel at you Comics you ain't no Superhero)
You just a stupid zero you ain't hard like DeNiro
Surprise The Dynamic Duo
Batman & Robin gats set for squabbin nigga )
Splat Hit 'em like forty-five shells nigga )
Plat Means more than one million sales
That's nuff shot to lick you get done up
Plus we got the Bat gats so why would you run up
No one can save the day like Batman
Robin will make you sway like that and
Beat for beat rhyme for rhyme
Deep in Gotham fightin crime
No one can save the day like Batman
Yeah when it's beef in Gotham City I
Gots to flip and
Hit 'em with the POW BAM BIFF Whoa
Pick up your lips don't trip
Tie your shoelace
When I spit I split it
Turn Harvey Dent into Two-Face
Robin I'm more than a sidekick
I'm more like the livest
They wanna go head up and collide
And like collision
Hope your moms made provisions
See you ain't got no wins baby
Not even a smidgen
Mad hostility dealt now I'ma really be felt
Switch on my utility belt
Make yo' facility melt
I go Mad on yo' Hatter
Watch yo' whole shit splatter
Get wicked on yo' case
Like Detective Van Adder
So the sayin goes
If you snooze you lose
Trust you do me and Batman the Dynamic Two
No one can save the day like Batman
Robin will make you sway like that and
Beat for beat rhyme for rhyme
Deep in Gotham fightin crime
No one can save the day like Batman
Cold day in Gotham in the Bat Cave chillin
Catnip for Catwoman so she caught the feeling
Huh talk about flavor for a Pringle
A favor for a favor maybe later we can mingle
Damn just then the Bat Phone ringin
They hoo-bangin' in Gotham I got to do my thing
Batman War is on the brink
It seems that the Penguin is causing a stink
Call up Robin quick you know what to do
Add dye to the water and splash the town blue
Shit I'm there in a flash Batmobile on 3's
Trust me buddy got heat for Mr Freeze
And Clayface will catch the em-brace
Of napalm when I drop my Bat Bomb
and don't you forget it
Takin out you suckers
And you don't know how I did it
No one can save the day like Batman
Robin will make you sway like that and
Beat for beat rhyme for rhyme
Deep in Gotham fightin crime
No one can save the day like Batman
Robin will make you sway like that and
Beat for beat rhyme for rhyme
Deep in Gotham fightin crime
Dirty Dinkins Batman
Did you see those crispy khaki creases
On that rugged wretched
Aiy-yo-yo-yo kick back Robin
Get Alfred and tell him
To have barbecued buffalo wings
And a pitcher of Kool-Aid on chill
It's about to get real in the field
Leapin Lo-lo's Over there Batman That's a no-no
Let's hop out this fo'-do'
Yea yea yea systems engaged
Start the Bat Engine hit the Bat Switches
You ready Robin Let's dip
Let's dip Holy Hoodrat Sally smokin crack in the alley
Let's dip I mean crazy kinfolk in Kingsville Batman
We must we MUST Batman listen to me
Holy Leapin Lizards and Gizzards
And all that shit that come with it
And potatoes on top with gravy in the middle
God damnit Batman [echoes]
"Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da--da-da-dah - BATMAN "
