Written by ： Stephen Lynch

Better get back up here

This is a song about a guy

You might remember from high school

Or you might be this guy from high school

I don't know

How about a little harmonica

I've got my twelve sided die

And I'm ready to roll

With a wizard and my goblin crew

My friends are comin' over to my mom's basement

Bringin' funyuns and a mountain dew

I got a big broad sword made out of cardboard

And that stereo's a-pumpin zeppelin

It's that time of the night

We turn on the black light

Let the dungeons and the dragons begin

It's D and D

Fighting with the legends of yore

It's D and D

Never kissed lady before

No

Whoo

Now the Lord of the Rings

The dark crystal and things

We use these as a reference tool

And when we put on our cloaks and tell warlock jokes

We're the coolest kids at the school

No we're not

I know

Now Teich's a real b*****d

But a fair dungeon master

He's got hit points and charisma to lend

And I rehearse in my room

Pr what I call the dragon's tomb

When I'm not out with my girlfriend

It's D and D

Wait

Sorry

You got a girlfriend

Yeah

Yeah I got a no

It's D and D

Warriors that terrify

It's D and D

Virgins till the day we

1234

Die

Thanks

Stephen Lynch ladies and gentlemen

That's Mark Teich