When I was a boy of 10
I had a very special friend
Ed was kind with good intent
But just a little different
Oh special Ed
Mama dropped him on his head
Now he's not so bright instead
He's a little bit special
Just a little bit special
Just a little bit special
We'd play tag and he'd get hurt
I'd play soldier he'd eat dirt
I liked math and the spelling bee
Ed liked talking to a tree
Oh special Ed
Mama dropped him on his head
Now she keeps him in the shed
Cause he's a little bit special
Just a little bit special
Just a little bit special
Just a little bit special
I ran track hung out in malls
Ed ran headfirst into walls
I had girls and lots of clothes
Ed had names for all his toes
Oh special Ed
Mama dropped him on his head
Now he thinks he's a piece of bread
Cause he's a little bit special
Just a little bit special
Just a little bit
Then one day talking to special Ed
He grabbed a brick and he swung at my head
And as he laughed at me that's when I knew
That special Ed just made me special too yeah
Now I laugh as I count bugs
I give strangers great big hugs
Next to me Ed is fine
Yeah he's a f**king Einstein
Oh special Ed and me
Now we're not right in the head you see
Now we're not so bright instead
We're a little bit special
Just a little bit special
That b*****d Ed made me special
Just a little bit
Just a little bit special