When I was a boy of 10

I had a very special friend

Ed was kind with good intent

But just a little different

Oh special Ed

Mama dropped him on his head

Now he's not so bright instead

He's a little bit special

Just a little bit special

Just a little bit special

We'd play tag and he'd get hurt

I'd play soldier he'd eat dirt

I liked math and the spelling bee

Ed liked talking to a tree

Oh special Ed

Mama dropped him on his head

Now she keeps him in the shed

Cause he's a little bit special

Just a little bit special

Just a little bit special

Just a little bit special

I ran track hung out in malls

Ed ran headfirst into walls

I had girls and lots of clothes

Ed had names for all his toes

Oh special Ed

Mama dropped him on his head

Now he thinks he's a piece of bread

Cause he's a little bit special

Just a little bit special

Just a little bit

Then one day talking to special Ed

He grabbed a brick and he swung at my head

And as he laughed at me that's when I knew

That special Ed just made me special too yeah

Now I laugh as I count bugs

I give strangers great big hugs

Next to me Ed is fine

Yeah he's a f**king Einstein

Oh special Ed and me

Now we're not right in the head you see

Now we're not so bright instead

We're a little bit special

Just a little bit special

That b*****d Ed made me special

Just a little bit

Just a little bit special