"Beelzeboss (The Final Showdown)"

Beelzeboss

I am complete!

F k!

Yes you are f ked, s t out of luck

Now I'm complete and

my cock you will suck

This world will be mine

and you're first in line

You brought me the pick and

now you shall both die!

Wait! Wait! Wait!

You motherf ker

We challenge you to a rock off!

Give us one chance to

rock your socks off

F k, f k, f k

The demon code prevents me

From declining rock off challenge

What are your terms? What's the catch?

If we win, you must take

your sorry ass back to hell.

And also you will have to pay our rents.

And what if I win?

Then you can take Kage back to hell...

What?

Trust me Kage, it's the only way.

What the f k are you talking about?

to be your little bitch.

Fine! Let the rock off begin!

Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!

I'm the devil, I love metal!

Check this riff, it's f king tasty

I'm the devil, I can do what I want,

Whatever I got I'm gonna flaunt,

There's never been a rock

off that I've ever lost

I can't wait to take Kage back to hell

I'm gonna fill him with my hot demon gel

I'll make him squeal like

my scarlet pimpernel

No!

C'mon Kage, let's

fight his music, with our music

There's just no way that we can win,

That was a masterpiece.

Listen to me

He rocks too hard

because he's not a mortal man

Goddamn it, Kage.

He gonna make you his s slave,

You're gonna gargle mayonnaise

No

Unless we bust a

massive monster mammoth jam.

Dude, we've been through so much shit,

Deactivated lasers with my d k

Now it's time to

blow this f ker down!

C'mon, Kage, now its time

to blow doors down

I hear you, Jables, now

it's time to blow doors down

Light up the stage 'cause

it's time for a showdown

We'll bend you over then

we'll take you to Brown Town

Now we've got to

blow this f ker down

He's gonna rape me if

we do not blow doors down

C'mon, Kage, 'cause

it's time to blow doors down

Oh, we'll piledrive you,

it's time for the smackdown

Hey anti christ er, Beelzeboss,

We know your weakness our rocket sauce

We rock the casbah and blow your mind

We will defeat you for all mankind

You hold the scepter,

We hold the key

You are the devil,

We are the D

we are the D 18

You guys are f kin' lame.

Come on, Kage, you're coming with me.

Taste my lightning, f ker!

No!

Ow! F k!

My f kin' horn!

Oh no!

From whence you came you shall remain,

Until you are complete again

No!

F k you, Kage, and f k you, Jables!

I'll get you, Tenacious D!