This ain't no double entendre

This ain't no euphemism

This is real life

I'm describing a natural disaster

Mud flow

Land mass shifting beneath our feet

Houses floating on down the street

Debris wreck and ruin

Bobbing along like butter would not melt

Deluge never ending

And the raindrops never cease to pelt

Mudslide

It's hard to see the upside of a mudslide

I simply can't abide this deadly mudslide

Way down deep inside I hate you mudslide

Mudslide

Neighbors thus far I have managed to avoid

Flounder as they're drawn

Deep down into the watery void

Gesticulating wildly

But it's awkward so I wave ta-ta

The distant cries of anguish

Play havoc with my cha cha

Mudslide

It's hard to see the upside of a mudslide

I simply can't abide this deadly mudslide

Way down deep inside I hate you mudslide

Mudslide

Somewhere under the mud flow

Way down low there lies

My dear beloved gazebo

Mudslide

It's hard to see the upside of a mudslide

I simply can't abide this deadly mudslide

Way down deep inside I hate you

Do you know what this is

It's a f**king mudslide