There's no such thing

As a harmless joke

There's no such thing

As a gentle toke

There's no such thing

As panama jack

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I am a goat

In a moat

With a boat

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I like it when

My hair is poofy

I like it when

You slip me a roofy

I like it when

You've got the crack

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I wanna be a hippie

But I forgot how to love

It's hard to be a garbage man

When a sailor stole my glove

I wanna be reckless

But I'm feeling so uptight

Put your mama in a headlock baby

And do it right

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