I screwed up, I just wanna say I’m sorry
It’s all my fault, you should probably ignore me
Oh my God, should've given you a warning
All my friends are sick and tired of the story (Woo)
I don’t drink cuz when I’m drunk I’m annoying (Oh, yeah)
Call your phone when it’s 3 in the morning
Start a fight, parked a whip in your garden
Prolly think I am mentally retarded (Yeah, hi, woo)
Please don’t call me crazy, cuz I’m not (Because I’m not)
Last night, I had one too many shots (Many shots)
Blacked out, got arrested by the cops (Woo)
Woke up on the neighbours front lawn
Everytime that I’m hungover, I convince myself I’m dying
Where the hell my pants go and why is my girlfriend crying?
I say that I remember what I did, but I’m lying
There’s a tattoo on my buttcheek
It’s a beer can and he’s smilling
I’m pretty sure that last night went down in history
We made it out alive and that’s a victory
Black eyes, minor injuries
We lost a fight together that’s a win to me
I don’t drink cuz when I do I’m retarded
Ask around, I’m a life for the party
Hold my beer, cuz I’m only getting started
Who cares about tomorrow when the mysory
I’m a mess, and I know you don’t deserve it
You’re the best, and I’m a pretty stupid person
Nonetheless, you're tryna help me cuz I'm hurting
I confess, somethimes I feel like I’m not worth it (Woo)
I don’t drink cuz when I’m drunk I’m a problem
I don’t care who I hurt I feel awsome (I feel awsome)
Holy crap, it’s a jail or a caffeine
Soon enough, I'ma be at rock bottom (Woo)
Please help, tell me how I end up here (Who am I)
Last night, I have one too many beers (Too many beers)
Flashbacks, but I can’t remember clear
Why I texted all my exes and we haven’t spoken years
Every time that I’m hungover, last night doesn’t feel so funny
I throw up all my front step and I wasted all my money
I got naked in a night club right in front of all my bodies
Then I went home with some girl I thought was hot but shes ugly
I’m pretty sure that last night went down in history
We made it out alive and that’s a victory
Black eyes, minor injuries
We lost a fight together that’s a win to me
I don’t drink cuz when I’m drunk I’m retarded
Ask around, I’m a life for the party
Hold my beer, cuz I’m only getting started
Who cares about tomorrow when the mysory
You call my phone
Can't be quiet, can you hear it?
I don’t hear it
Damn, oh no, my sexy photos can we clear it
We need to clear it
I’m pretty sure that last night went down in history
We made it out alive and that’s a victory
Black eyes, minor injuries
We lost a fight together that’s a win to me
I don’t drink cuz when I’m drunk I’m retarded
Ask around, I’m a life for the party
Hold my beer, cuz I’m only getting started
Who cares about tomorrow when the mysory
Hello?
Hello babe
Hello babe
I was just recording me calling you so I could put it in the song
Oh, okay
I love you
I love you too
Bye
Bye
