Life isn't quite what I thought it'd be

When I was a kid on VoIP

I thought when I'd get

older, I'd marry her

I told her

But now I'm 26, work in an office

9 til 5, not the best, I'll be honest

If I could change a single thing

I'd make it me and not him

But she's living the dream

Oh, she's living the dream

From back when we were seventeen

Oh, yeah I've met Jared

(Course I've met Jared)

The one who took you away from me

You hit it off instantly

I know, cause you won't

stop telling me

I've seen his jawline,

shoulders, and muscles

Push against his fashion sense

I've thought about what

he looks like nude

(I'm not gay, though)

But he's in your bed

And I'm in your Twitch chat

I've got your key

But he's just the doormat

And even though he's got social skills

Doesn't mean I can't pay the bills

Anyway, make the most of him

Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick

Oh oh, cause your new

boyfriend's an a e

Woo!