Hello Muddah

hello Fadduh

Here I am at Camp Grenada

Camp is very entertaining

and they say we'll have

some fun if it stops raining

I went hiking with Joe Spivy

He developed poison ivy

You remember

Leonard Skinner

He got ptomaine poisoning

last night after dinner

All the counselors

hate the waiters

And the lake has alligators

And the head coach

wants no sissies

So he reads to us from

something called Ulysses

Now I don't want

this should scare ya

But my bunkmate

has malaria

You remember

Jeffrey Hardy

They're about to organize

a searching party

Take me home

Oh muddah fadduh

Take me home

I hate Grenada

Don't leave me out

in the forest where I might

get eaten by a bear

Take me home

I promise I will not make

noise or mess

the house with other boys

oh please don't

make me stay

I've been here

one whole day

Dearest fadduh

darling muddah

How's my precious

little bruddah

Let me come home

if ya miss me

I will even let Aunt Bertha

hug and kiss me

Wait a minute

it stopped hailing

Guys are swimming

guys are sailing

Playing baseball

gee that's better

Muddah Fadduh kind

please disregard this letter