here we go again
another game of hillard family feud
i was just trying to make it fun
remember fun a moment of silence and remembrance of fun
dad makes a joke
and then before you know it mom's unglued
don't you dare make me out to be the best
starting to feel
it's been forever since they really got along
when you are the one who was
and we're caught in between the bickering
what's wrong with this picture
because this is what you do
you get a win
however the day begins
it always ends with her nose out of joint
she tells him to just grow up
sometimes the kind to see her point
our home is a battleground and it's breaking down
i'm trying to be strong
so i gotta be the referee to see
what's wrong with this picture
they're coming apart oh no
what's wrong with this picture
oh when we start to show
what's wrong with this picture
and they will never make it through
if he never gets a clue you know
oh he's a funny one man show
but she's not laughing anymore
what's wrong with this picture
what are you doing home
i thought you booked a commercial
uh the director was an idiot
let me guess you improvised and he fired him
we parted ways over creative differences
i was creative he was different
this isn't a joke daniel
that was a national tv spot
i'm trying to start
we could've used the money
hey don't worry it'll all work out
he always has a thought or two
but never stops to think them through at all
if you're looking for fun then look no more oh
he has three kids she has four
what's wrong with this picture
well i thought it would get easier
but it just gets harder
it's made me the nagging wife the martyr
i'm looking in the mirror and i don't like what i see
the woman that i swore i'd never be daddy
naughty fair and the birthday boy what's up dude dad
why are you checking us out early
because i have a birthday surprise
what a party yeah wait
i thought mom said no parties because of his
run
all of my friends they say you're a lucky girl
cause your dad is really cool
they find it amusing
when he comes to sneak us out of school
i know that he loves us
but sometimes you know he really makes me mad
i'm fifteen now
but still somehow i'm still older than my dad
let's party
whoop whoop whoop whoop
everyone give it up poor christopher
everyone give it up for christopher
now watch him bust a move like this
chris you're twelve that's a whole dirty dozen
your hormones are buzzing
and your peach fuzz is buzzing
c to the h to the r i s
you know you're my bro
and you know you're the best what
do you say what do you say now it's my birthday
what do you say what do you say now it's my birthday
special treat for the biggest soccer fan in the world
happy birthday christopher wow wow wow
surprise
whoa
i've got a sinking feeling
i know she won't take this anymore
this isn't working
it was a party on a party on his birthday
i'm not talking about the party i'm talking about us
i thought i could make it
at least until the kids were grown
but all we do is fight
and our kids are paying the price
i can't keep living like this okay okay
wake up you're sorry sorry for what
what are you saying
what's wrong with this picture
