[Charlie] I know hell's population is out of control
It's a bad situation and it's taking a toll
but if we rehab these sinners and cleanse all their souls
At my hazbin hotel
Wait I'm getting ahead of myself
Oh right Extermination
I know you guys fly down just to kill once a year
And it must be annoying to shlep all the way here
And if they join you in heaven
That trip dissapears!
You can wave back to farewell
It will be a happy day in he-
[Adam]
Let me stop you right there, save us all precious time
If what you're suggesting
Is letting them climb up the ladder
Oh they'd rather cross the pearly gates?
[Charlie] Oh, um-
[Adam]
Sorry, sweetie, but there's no defying their fate
Cause hell is forever!
Whether you like it or not
they have their chance to behave better
Now they boil in the pot!
Cause the rules are black and white
There's no use in trying to fight it
They are burning for their lives
Until we kill 'em again!
Just try to chillax, babe
You're wasting your breath
Did I hear you imply that they don't deserve death?!
Are they winners? Are they sinners?
Cause it's cut and dried
[Charlie] (well actually, if you take a look-)
Fair is fair, an eye for an eye out
When all said and done
There's the question of fun
And for those of us with divine ordainment
Extermination is entertainment!
Bow-now-now-nownow Guitar solo!
F*ck ya!
(Imitating guitar sounds)
Hell is forever, whether you like it or not
Had their chance to behave better
Now they boil in a pot
Cause the rules are black and white
There's no use in trying to fight it
They are burning for their lives
Until we kill 'em again!
F*cking hell is forever and it's meant to suck a lot!
So give up your dumb endeavor
cause you don't have a shot
Long as I got your attention
I guess I should probably mention
That we've made this determination
To move up the next extermination
[Charlie] What?
Can't wait a whole year to slaughter those little cunts
I know it's just been a week
But we'll be back in six months!
[Charlie] Um, wait, didn't you-
Ugn, sh*t!
