They ran out of ideas
For fresh new shows
So Hollywood did
The only thing it knows
Murphy Brown, Melrose Place
Gilmore Girls, Lost in Space
That's so Raven's what they're cravin'
I know that's a show worth savin!
I vote X-Files for a comeback
Duchovny's still a real snack
Would the Golden Girls be darker
If we resurrect Bea Arthur
Reboot it, renew it
Reshoot it, redo it
And reuse it, retool it
Abuse it, just view it
If you wanna make some easy cash
Just recycle and rehash
Repeat it, reinstate it
Reheat it, recreate it
There's no need to feel frustrated
Simply just regurgitate it
For a guaranteed ratings smash
Dig it up out of the trash
Come on, just reboot it!
Will and Grace and Dynasty
Sweet sixteen on MTV
Blues Clues, Twin Peaks and Fargo
Go catch Carmen Sandie-argo
Just relax and take the flak
If people want it, bring it back
Looney Tunes, Queer Eye and Duck Tales
Just reboot it 'cause it sells
Take something foreign
Then translate it
Shamelessly appropriate it
Even if the old fans hate it
Get the script rights cleared
You've done sequels,
Try for prequels
Think of all the streams that equals
Utilizing these techniques will
Make your shows revered...
Shows reveeeered!
Reboot it, renew it
Reshoot it, redo it
And reuse it, retool it
Abuse it, just view it
If you wanna make some easy cash
Just recycle and rehash
Repeat it, reinstate it
Reheat it, recreate it
There's no need to feel frustrated
Simply just regurgitate it
For a guaranteed ratings smash
Dig it up out of the trash
Come on, just reboot it!
