Anything you can do, I can do better!

I can do anything better than you!

No you cant!

Yes I can!

No you cant!

Yes I can!

No you cant!

Yes I can, yes I can!

Anything you can be, I can be greater!

sooner or later I'm greater than you

No, you're not.

Yes, I am.

No, you're not.

Yes, I am.

No, you're NOT!.

Yes, I am. Yes, I am!

I can shoot a partridge

With a single cartridge.

I can get a sparrow

With a bow and arrow.

I can live on bread and cheese.

And only on that?

Yes.

So can a rat!

Any note you can reach

I can go higher.

I can sing anything

Higher than you.

No, you can't.

Yes, I can.

No, you can't.

Yes, I can.

No, you can't.

Yes, I can.

No, you can't.

Yes, I can.

Anything you can buy

I can buy cheaper.

I can buy anything

Cheaper than you.

Fifty cents?

Forty cents!

Thirty cents?

Twenty cents!

No, you can't!

Yes, I can,

Yes, I can!

Anything you can say

I can say softer.

I can say anything

Softer than you.

No, you can't.

Yes, I can.

No, you can't.

Yes, I can.

No, you can't.

Yes, I can. YES, I CAN! (Full volume)

I can drink my liquor

Faster than a flicker.

I can drink it quicker

And get even sicker!

I can open any safe.

Without bein' caught?

Sure.

That's what I thought

you crook!

Any note you can hold

I can hold longer.

I can hold any note

Longer than you.

No, you can't.

Yes, I can

No, you can't.

Yes, I can

No, you can't.

Yes, I can

Yes, I(hold) CAN!

Yes, you ca a a an!

Anything you can wear

I can wear better.

In what you wear

I'd look better than you.

In my coat?

In your vest!

In my shoes?

In your hat!

No, you can't!

Yes, I can

Yes, I CAN!

Anything you say

I can say faster.

I can say anything

Faster than you.

No, you can't.

Yes, I can.

No, you can't.

Yes, I can.

Noyoucan't YesIcan!

I can jump a hurdle.

I can wear a girdle.

I can knit a sweater.

I can fill it better!

I can do most anything!

Can you bake a pie?

No.

Neither can I.

Anything you can sing

I can sing sweeter.

I can sing anything

Sweeter than you.

No, you can't.

Yes, I can.

No, you can't.

Yes, I can.

No, you can't.

Yes, I can.

no, you cant

yes I can!

NO, you cant cant cant!

yes I Can can CAN!

NO you cant! yes I can!