If I Had 1000000
(If I Had 1000000)
I'd buy you a house
(I would buy you a house)
If I Had 1000000
(If I Had 1000000)
I'd buy you furniture for your house
(Maybe a nice chesterfield
or an ottoman)
If I Had 1000000
(If I Had 1000000)
I'd buy you a K Car
(a nice Reliant automobile)
If I Had 1000000
I'd buy your love.
If I Had 1000000
I'd build a tree fort in our yard.
If I Had 1000000
You could help, it
wouldn't be that hard.
If I Had 1000000
Maybe we could put put a little
tiny fridge in there somewhere
( Talking: We could just
go up there and hang out.
Like open the fridge and stuff, and
there'd be foods laid out for us
With little pre wrapped
sausages and things.
Mmmmm.
They have pre wrapped sausages but
they don't have pre wrapped bacon.
Well can you blame them.
(Yeah)
If I Had 1000000
(If I Had 1000000)
I'd buy you a fur coat
(but not a real fur coat that's cruel)
If I Had 1000000
(If I Had 1000000)
I'd buy you an e otic pet
(Yep, Like a llama or an emu)
If I Had 1000000
(If I Had 1000000)
I'd buy you John Merrick's remains
(All them crazy elephant bones)
If I Had 1000000
I'd buy your love
If I Had 1000000
We wouldn't have to walk to the store
If I Had 1000000
We'd take a limousine
'cause it costs more
If I Had 1000000
We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner.
(But we would eat Kraft Dinner.
Of course we would, we'd just eat more.
And buy really e pensive
ketchup with it.
That's right, all the fanciest ketchup,
Dijon Ketchup!
Mmmmmm.)
If I Had 1000000
(If I Had 1000000)
I'd buy you a green dress
(but not a real
green dress, that's cruel)
If I Had 1000000
(If I Had 1000000)
I'd buy you some art
(a Picasso or a Garfunkel)
If I Had 1000000
(If I Had 1000000)
I'd buy you a monkey
(haven't you always wanted a monkey?)
If I Had 1000000
I'd buy your love
If I Had 1000000,
If I Had 1000000
If I Had 1000000,
If I Had 1000000
If I Had 1000000
I'd be rich.
