When someone tries to throw me shade

I use a spell I learned on

Wizards of waverly place

Because I really am a witch

I turn on the niceness

Pretend I like 'em

They don't realize I am full of s**t

I kill 'em with kindness

'Til their body's lifeless

You're dead you're dead you're dead now

When I treat someone kind they always die

But I cannot be charged with a crime

I get away with murder all the time

Yeah that's right

Instagram haters and twitter trolls

I direct message them a sweet hello

And when they read it at first they're smiling

But soon they are dying

I don't use violence

I kill 'em with kindness

It's worse than a kick in the privates

If I feel slighted

You should be frightened

'Cos I'll explode your head now

Selena Gomez she must be stopped

Her evil power it must be blocked

That kind of sweetness who could resist it

This Canadian

Hey Justin Bieber your country needs ya

To stop your ex girlfriend Selena

You're numb and jaded from female attention

Her spell will not affect you

At you at you at you at you at you

At

Yo what's up Selena