Out the dungeon of brain-pain I came

With the sell-a-lot plot from the megawatt mainframe

With a suit made of electricity

I ran through the Great Wall of China convincingly

That was after the world tour

When I traveled through gravel and battled

Matter at the Earth's core

I did the show on a fireball a pioneer

Ran into the jungle and jetted wearing a lion's ear

I fought fear with the hammer Thor lent me

And tangled with the angel of death for four centuries

Put a name plate on the astroid belt

And I ran through the future with a android's help

Thats when civilians were made of metal

I received a coronation cause I had the last flower petal

My powers settled a clash between races

And put good people on the magazine faces

Substituted television scandals for elephants and pandas

Tell 'em it's the elegant commando

With a hand so big I punched a Sphynx in the nose

And the nose decomposed and so the story goes

I slaped a 40-o out of a young man's hand

And fed him lessons of life to formulate a plan

I wore the prime meridian as a wristband

And gave away my riches but I still remained a rich man

The quicksand I withstood for good

As I hopped a dragonfly to outer space and met Count Bass