Well, meet me by the river That goes nowhere
Let me lay my sorry trip on you Yeah, won't you meet me by the river, little
darling I might just let you see my bad tattoo
Well, I was gonna bring you flowers But I didn't
But it's the thought that counts And I think I'm a bit too broke
But there's some change in my ashtray Maybe just enough to pay
For a half pint of something, probably make us choke
Well, no, I'd rather not go and meet the family
They'd probably send me back where I belong Don't wanna hear about you, Mr. Wright
Cause he's out of town tonight Baby, come and spend some time with Mr.
Wrong I'd drive a one -eyed Malibu without a muffler
And a tape deck that works if you kick it hard enough
Baby, if you'd like to read I've got some great pornography
And a ten -pound flashlight rolling in the trunk
Well, no, I'd rather not go and meet the family
They'd probably send me back where I belong Don't wanna hear about you, Mr. Wright
Cause he's out of town tonight Baby, come and spend some time with Mr.
And now do you have a girlfriend And does she look as good as you
Hey, would she like to meet my brother He'll be out of jail in a month or two
I'd drive a one -eyed Malibu without a muffler And a tape deck that works if you kick it hard enough
They'd probably send me back where I belong Don't wanna hear about you, Mr. Wright
Cause he's out of town tonight Baby, come and spend some time with Mr.
Yeah, where I come from they call me Mr. Wright
