Written by ： David Wilcox
Captain w****r hits the gas
He's driving like his head's on fire
Captain w****r swerves to pass
Shouting over squealing tires
Captain w****r always gets annoyed
That the drones on the freeway
Have to be destroyed
Blasting 'em into the void
Makes him feel overjoyed
Captain w****r scans the crowd
And calculates a quick way through
Captain w****r thinks out loud
Like all super heroes do
Captain w****r is so debonair
Cutting through a crowd of people
Like he just don't care
He ducks into a nearby phone booth
And he just stays in there
A skintight suit try to hide it
A skintight suit stuck inside it
A skintight suit under his clothes
His pride will hide the side
That no one knows
Captain w****r grunts and groans
As if he wanted someone to help
Captain w****r makes it known
He has to save the world himself
Captain w****r always feels afraid
That if he trusted anybody
He could be betrayed
Those workers all get overpaid
And help never makes the grade
A skintight suit try to hide it
A skintight suit stuck inside it
A skintight suit under his clothes
His pride will hide the side
That no one knows
Captain w****r V.I.P.
A better man than all of the rest
Captain w****r stands for me
The W is on my chest
Captain w****r is my shadow side
And he'll fight for justice
And a sense of pride
Shoving everybody else aside
He will not be denied
A skintight suit a jelly belly
A skintight suit it's gettin' smelly
A skintight suit under his clothes
His pride will hide the side
That no one knows
His pride will hide the side
That no one knows
Captain w****r
