It was a beautiful sunny morning
So we went for a drive
Hacked up in the mountains
And we lost track of time
A kissin' and a huggin'
Never saw the sun go down
I said "Baby we're lost"
And she proceeded to freak out
So I said
Baby baby don't panic
I know how to cook bannock
I can build you a fire
I know you're tired
Ain't this romantic
And that coyote howls
And the grizzly bear he growls
I can get you through the night
Oh yes I can
I'm a mountain man
I gave her a little hug
I said "There's no need to cry"
I used to be a beaver scout all I need
Is this Buck knife
I can carve a hook pull fish from a brook
And I bang on with a gun
Except tonight I don't really have one
And well that's half the fun
Awe you know I'm only kiddin' Hun
Baby baby don't panic
I know how to cook bannock
I can build you a fire
I know you're tired ain't this romantic
I know you're a city girl
But if you had to you could eat a squirrel
Yeah I'd cook him up real nice
You know I can
I'm a mountain man
We could pick berries in the moonlight
'Cause I know which ones to eat
How to recognize poison ivy
Should you go lookin' for leaves
Baby baby don't panic
I know how to cook bannock
I can build you a fire
I know you're tired ain't this romantic
I can bugle an elk
I can rattle a deer
I can grow you a big ol' bushy beard
And live up here all year and never look back
Yeah I'm a mountain man
A man with a plan
You're in good hands
Yeah I'm your mountain man
Awe don't cry Honey It's all gonna' be alright
