(Is that Yu$e)
Back in the day I used to whip a fuckin' Honda
Took a trip up to the store because I had to buy some condoms
Saw a n***a posted up on the wall at the CVS
Dripped out, and he had some diamonds they was VVS
He said what's up, said nothing much, I'm here to pick up rubbers
He said, "Rubbers, are they for your brother"
"Nah, they not my brothers"
He said "Oh, who's the lucky lady"
Thats when things got crazy
I said "Oh, it's not a lady, it's a thick n***a named Grady"
He starts backing up he looked disgusted
And then he started cussing
He said, "I ain't know that the guys, was the people you be bussing"
I said, "Yeah is that a problem", he said, "nah, it aint no problem"
So it's safe to say that on that guy, was how I used that condom
Took him home, I got his butt and I start f*****g it
Took that d**k right out his pants, I slapped it and started sucking it
Its Halloween, I gotta' get dressed up, I gotta' go home
My costume top notch, I dressed as O.G. MudBone
And the best part about the costume is, I can use my own dick, I don't need a prop
'Cause me and O.G. MudBone both got twenty-inch cocks
When a n***a saw my costume, they was all in shock
They all took turns coming up and feeling on my cock
It was a great night
I met a short n***a and his name was Great White
Even though he short, he still gives great pipe
Me and Great White both got up and we walked to the car
He said, "What's your name" and I said, "yo, my name is DigBar"
Two steps out the door he start kissing me we aint get far
He said, "Yo DigBar, I'm tryna get that d**k hard"
I said "Bet", we hopped in the Vet
Driving home to the crib for some sex
Great White in the car, that a flex
Short arms, looking like a T-REX
We at the door, we aint even walk in
He said no talkin'
He threw me down on the f*****g ground, start dicking down dam his booty round
He was f*****g good for about an hour
Then we hopped up in the shower
Then another n***a came in, he big and black like Dwight Howard
Great White looking at him like, how the hell does he still exist
Then the big n***a said, "Great White who is this"
Then after that that's when s**t really went down
Dig
