I Wish I Was The President

It ＇ s the end of the month I gotta pay the rent

I wish I was the President

It ＇ s the end of the month and all my money is spent

I wish I was the President

I ＇ d have a big White House with a yard and a fence

So I could keep all the Terrorists out

I ＇ d be the king of the world I would lie and deny

And get high with little honor role girls

I wish I was the President

It ＇ s the end of the month and what a year so far

I wish I was the President

Every end of the month I buy a brand new car

And drive it straight to the strip bar

Where I ＇ d be drinkin for free

And have a bunch of naked bitches

Yellin ＂ f**k the police ＂ with me

Snortin shit up my nose

With the flag in my hand my national anthem goes

I ＇ d make everday a holiday

I wish I was the President

A manditory raise for the underpaid

I wish I was the President

It ＇ s the end of the monthanother one down the drain

I Wish I was the President

I ＇ d have a boat and a maid and my own jet plane

And I would still complain

I ＇ d do whatever I please

I ＇ d take a trip around the world dropping bombs on our enemies

I ＇ d smoke the dopest cigars drive a muscle car

And f**k 11 different porno stars

I ＇ d live a hell of a life I would never pay taxes

And I ＇ d barely have to see my wife

I ＇ d make everday a holiday

I wish I was the President

A manditory raise for the underpaid

I wish I was the President

I'd make everday a holiday

I wish I was the President

A manditory raise for the underpaid

I wish I was the President

Stop your whining cause your bitchin naggings killing me

Stop your crying cause your driving me crazy

Goddamnit do you have to complain

Don ＇ t you think I ＇ m sick and tired of the same ole same ole thing

I'd make everday a holiday

I Wish I was the President

A manditory raise for the underpaid

I wish I was the President