I can't believe we're finally alone

I can't believe I almost went home

What are the chances

Everyone's dancing

And he's not with you

The universe must have divined this

What am I gonna do

Not grab your wrist

I could be a better boyfriend than him

I could do the shit that he never did

Up all night I won't quit

Thinking I'm gonna steal you from him

I could be such a gentleman

Plus all my clothes would fit

I could be a better boyfriend

I don't need to tell you twice

All the ways he can't suffice

If I could give you some advice

I would leave with me tonight

The universe must have divided this

Ladies first baby I insist

I could be a better boyfriend than him

I could do the s**t that he never did

Up all night I won't quit

Thinking I'm gonna steal you from him

I could be such a gentleman

Plus all my clothes would fit

I could be a better boyfriend than him

I could be a better boyfriend

I never would have left you alone

Here on your own

Glued to your phone

Never would have left you alone

For someone else to take you home

I could be a better boyfriend than him

I could do the s**t that he never did

Up all night I won't quit

Thinking I'm gonna steal you from him

I could be such a gentleman

Plus you know my clothes would fit

I could be a better boyfriend than him

I could do the s**t that he never did

Up all night I won't quit

Thinking I'm gonna steal you from him

I could be such a gentleman

Plus all my clothes would fit