Things have come to a pretty pass
Our romance is growing flat
For you like this and the other
While I go for this and that
Goodness knows what the end will be
Oh I don't know where I'm at
It looks as if we two will never be one
Something must be done
You say either and I say either
You say neither and I say neither
Either, either, and neither, neither
Let's call the whole thing off
You like potato and I like potahto
You like tomato and I like tomahto
Potato, potahto, tomato, tomahto
Let's call the whole thing off
But oh, if we call the whole thing off
Then we must part
And oh, if we ever part
then that might break my heart
So if you like pyjamas
and I like pyjahmas
I'll wear pyjamas and give up pyajahmas
For we know we need each other so we
Better call the calling off off
Let's call the whole thing off
You say laughter and I say larfter
You say after and I say arfter
Laughter, larfter after arfter
Let's call the whole thing off
You like vanilla and I like vanella
You saspiralla, and I saspirella
Vanilla vanella, Oh chocolate strawberry
Let's call the whole thing off
But oh if we call the whole thing off
then we must part
And oh, if we ever part,
then that might break my heart
So if you go for oysters
and I go for ersters
I'll order oysters and
cancel the ersters
For we know we need each other so we
Better call the calling off off
Let's call the whole thing off
You say either
and you say either
You say neither
and you say neither
Either,
either,
and neither
and neither,
Let's call the whole thing off
Yesss You like potato
and you like potahto
You like tomato
and you like tomahto
Potato,
potahto,
tomato,
tomahto
Let's call the whole thing off
But oh, if we call the whole thing off
Then we must part
And oh, if we ever part
then that might break my heart
So if you like pyjamas
and I like pyjahmas
I'll wear pyjamas
you got pyajahmas!
For we know we need each other so we
Better call the calling off off
Let's call the whole thing off
Let's call the whole thing off
Yeaaahhh!
