Rap Battle

Twitch

Vs

Youtube

Begin!

The undisputed king of videos is higher than you

You can look through my site, and start admiring the views

Google, searches for me and they subscribe to me too

I've been, on top of the food chain since my start at the zoo

Banning words like "virgin, incel and simp"

But, you got bought by a prick that fits the description

Twitch, you've been a slick one, binning blind playthroughs

Since that's your staff when they witness tits, Bruh!

I clicked on full screen, so here's the bigger picture

We're better off without you like we're f*****g Ninja on Mixer

I think we should ditch ya, because these watchers would rather

Flick through your clips on YouTube, I'm larger

I am your vod-father!

If this fight's the like button, then consider it smashed!

When I throw this p***y like Alinity's cat!

But I'll be spitting the venom until your memory's crashed!

Twitch won't be living longer put an F in the chat!

You mean people have to listen to this guy cry first?

Please God! Somebody comment the timestamp to my verse

I guess drawn-out intros is how YouTube spends it's free-time

But what if we wanted to rewind without getting reminded of Rewind!?

So leave while you can, you already f*****g ran wild!

And went from 'Gangnam Style' to 'Logang Man Child!'

Then you stripped what we made fun

And milked it so you could add whore!

Followed by more features for s**t that nobody asked for!

Bit off the hands of the creators who fed you

I'm the king of live views! You're the king of dead views!

Your site's a pit of celebrities, corporate bias and sports

Dropped the 'You' but you'll need the 'Tube' for life support!

Your content's twice as forced as Google plus, my dude

Susan couldn't even gift to you a 'W'

You and copyright mix like Felix and Fiverr

Don't talk about simps, you'd COPPA feel with minors!

We could fire off hotter with a Baby Shark top hit

You're so corny, no wonder you got Logic

It's hypocritical putting me a poor light

When I gave us Minecraft, you gave us Fortnite!

Your ads are getting longer every single month

Make like ASMR, and 'Shut the f*ck up!' bruh

You're algorithm is a toilet, hence the YouTube Poops

Forget Pokemon, Twitch played YouTube too!

Tick tock, tick tock

Time to get your s**t rocked

Ask Lil Nas X if I know a thing about hip-hop

I've not been in a room of Z-list flops

Thinking that they're big shots

Since I visited VidCon!

Bitch stop, I'm bruising you and I'm doing it Musical.ly

Your losing views to me

Your users will have to duet your funerals using me

I do all the things you two do and I improve it see

YouTube you're in hot water like you're a doodoo Twitch boobie stream

I introduced me and you to consuming

New content so smoothly through my algorithm

That you had to rip-off, that's a bad decision of course

You bit off Tik-Tok, but I bet you wish you hadn't come up too Short

Now onto the other huge dork how this prick, uh

Get picked up by Amazon yet he can't deliver

I'm in my prime, still seeing over a thousand figures

The only time you see that's when you're surrounded by streamers

You've banned for loudly breathing! Or some f*****g lousy reason

Climbed up the Vine, now I'm at the tip top

Donald Trump really tried but I can't be switched off

Hope you don't find the bad side of TikTok

Scrap the lip-sync, I got something you can put your lips on!

Who won?

Who's next?

You decide

The next rap battle is on the way!