Why did Monika invite a goth to our club meeting?

I heard from the Justice League that you were just leaving

How can you be so dense? I got a gut feeling

You should probably start with the room if you love reading

I like manga, but your comics are a garbled mess

Both you and your plot need to stop playing hard-to-get

Don't put on airs, You're not great just 'cause you're half a goat

With your crappy show, we've seen how badly doing that can go

In every episode, you leave the hearts of people toyed with

That's why it took you 30 years to get a Beast Boyfriend

You're locking up your dumb ass so you don't start a bloodbath

Instead of floating, maybe you should touch grass

I shouldn't really assume that you would be leaving your room

Honestly, even Amy wouldn't like this creepy recluse

We know that, eagles can fly off like, your horrified mom and

Raven can try, but um her social life's gone

When you write on a page, it's like buying your game

'Cause you guys are just wasting your paper

Such a kid, can't decide if you want me to fight you

Or need me to sign you a waiver

You couldn't stay alive inside a dream 'bout my dark days

Want a slice of my life? You'd get eaten like parfait

You want your guy to keep his view on you? That's pretty cute of you

'Til you hear one critique and then

Your eyes pop out like Looney Tunes

This tedious pleb with a need for attention's

Receiving a lesson in foul curses

I'm an empath, and I sense that you just feed off affection

No wonder you're malnourished

Talking goats? Keep fainting, Guess your heart isn't too strong

No protein, but let me drop some bars you can chew on

This pro Teen Titan's got the dam breaking loose

While your own team tightens 'round your man like a noose

Why did I say "Okie dokie" to this battle with you?

I might be your neck, the way I snap in the booth

Here's a riddle for you, Why is a Raven like a writing desk?

'Cause everything that presses me gets folded, and you might be next

Listen cupcake, I don't mean to sugarcoat this

You fail as a demon, and as a human, you still seem to be ghosted

It's sad your power's reading people's emotions

And still don't see they're only nice so that you keep from exploding!

Rachel Roth, She's dazed and lost inside her vacant thoughts

And every birthday, she crumbles until the cake is gone

We'd all be safer off

If this freaky little B-I-T-C-H was offed! (Naaagh!)

I don't need to see your future, based on what I've seen before

I'd talk s**t to your mama's face, but I would need a Ouija board

Your day-to-day's so tragic

I wish some of it was make-believe

I'm not your loved one's feelings

So don't f*****g play with me! (As a kid on Azarath)

I stood up to daddy's wrath, Mapped a path through tragedy

Got sharper than a battleaxe

I protect the planet that you turned into a habitat

For trauma-dumping onto any bachelor that happens past

That's why I can't relax

So forgive me if I'm not too thrilled to battle rap

Your kindergarten grammar ass

You want a book? I'll pass your sentence like I'm Judge Judy

At least I don't lose my head when I become moody

Bitch, you ain't that bara barrer, you ain't Bufftsuki

You couldn't spit unless you emptied out your guts puking

It's not the romance you've been begging for

And I won't talk in metaphors

I only need two eyes to see your boy was getting bored

Since you write poems, let the Raven tell you

Where your love was headed for

Your relationship was just a game to him, nevermore