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H E HAD IT COMIN'
H E HAD IT COMIN'
HE ONLY HA D H I M SELF TO B L AME
IF YOU'D HAVE BEEN THERE
IF YOU'D HAVE SEEN IT
I BETCH A YOU WOULD HAVE
DONE TH E SAME
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YOU KNOW HOW PEOPLE
HAVE THESE LITTLE HABITS
THAT GET YOU DOWN
LIK E BERNIE
BERNIE LIKE D TO CHE W GUM
NO NOT CHEW
POP
SO I CAME HOME THIS ON E DAY
AND I AM REALL Y IRRITATED
AND I'M LOOKIN' FOR A
LITTLE BIT OF SYMPATHY
AN D THERE' S BE RNIE
LYIN ' ON THE COUCH
DRINKIN' A BEE R AN D CHEWIN'
N O NOT CHEWIN'
POPPIN'
SO I SAID TO HIM
I SAID YO U PO P THA T GUM
ON E MOR E TIME
AND HE DID
SO I TOOK A SHOTGUN
OFF THE WAL L AND I FIRED
TW O WARNIN G SHOTS
INT O HI S HEAD
H E HAD IT COMIN'
H E HAD IT COMIN'
HE ONLY HAD H I M SELF TO BLAME
IF YOU'D A-BEEN THERE
IF YOU'D A-HEARD IT
I BETCH A YOU WOULD HAVE
DONE TH E SAME
I MET EZEKIE L YOUNG FROM
SAL T LAKE CITY
ABOU T TW O YEAR S AGO
AND HE TOLD ME HE WAS SINGLE
AN D WE HIT IT O FF RIGHT AWAY
SO WE STARTE D LIVIN ' TOGETHER
HE'D GO TO WORK
HE'D COME HOME
I'D FIX HIM A DRINK
AND WE'D HAVE DINNER
AND THEN I FOUN D OUT
SINGLE HE TOLD ME
SINGL E M Y ***
NOT O N LY WAS HE MARRIED
OH N O HE HAD SI X WIVES
ONE OF THOSE
MORMON S YOU KNOW
S O THAT NIGHT WHEN HE
CAME HOME FROM WORK
I FIXED HIM HI S DRIN K A S USUAL
YOU KNOW SOME GUYS
JUS T CAN' T HOL D THEI R ARS E NIC
H E HAD IT COMIN'
H E HAD IT COMIN'
H E TOOK A FLOWE R IN ITS PRI ME
AND THEN H E USED IT
AND HE ABUSED IT
IT WAS A MUR DER
BUT NOT A CRI ME
NOW I' M STANDIN ' LN THE KITCHEN
CARVIN' UP THE
CHICKEN FOR DINNER
MINDIN ' M Y OW N BUSINESS
I N STORMS M Y HUSBAN D WILBUR
IN A JEALOUS RAGE
YOU BEEN SCREWIN' THE
MILKMA N HE SAYS
HE WAS CRAZY
AND HE KEPT O N SCREAMIN'
YO U BEEN SCREWI N THE MILKMAN
AND THEN HE RA N INT O M Y KNIFE
HE RAN INTO M Y KNIFE
TE N TIMES
IF YOU'D HAVE BEEN THERE
IF YOU'D HAVE SEEN IT
I BETCHA YOU WOULD HAVE
DONE TH E SA ME
MI T KERSEK EN ITT
AZ T MONDJOK
HOGY A HIRES LAKE M LEFOGTA
A FERJEMET
EN MEG
LECSAPTAM A FEJET
DE NEM IGAZ
EN ARTATLA N VAGYOK
NE M TUDOM
MERT MONDJA
UNCLE SAM HOGY E N TETTEM
PROBALTAM
A RENDORSEGE N MEGMAYARAZNI
DE NEM ERTETTEK MEG
YEA H BUT DID YOU DO IT
UH U H NO T GUILTY
MY SISTER VERONIC A AND I
HAD THI S DOUBLE ACT
AN D MY HUSBAND CHARLIE
TRAVELE D 'ROUN D WITH US
NOW FOR THE LAS T NUMBER
IN OUR ACT WE DID THESE
20 ACROBATIC TRICK S I N A ROW
ON E TW O THRE E FOUR
FIV E SPLIT S SPREAD EAGLES
BACK FLIP S FLIP FLOPS
ON E RIGHT AFTE R THE OTHER
SO THIS ONE NIGHT
BEFORE THE SHOW
WE'RE DOWN AT THE HOTE L CICERO
THE THREE OF U S BOOZIN'
HAVIN' A FE W LAUGHS
AN D W E RAN OUT OF ICE
S O I GO OUT TO GET SOME
I COME BAC K OPE N THE DOOR
AN D THERE'S
VERONIC A AN D CHARLIE
DOIN ' NUMBE R SEVENTEEN
THE SPREA D EAGLE
WEL L I WAS IN SUCH
A STATE OF SHOCK
I COMPLETEL Y BLACKE D OUT
I CAN'T REMEMBER A THING
IT WASN'T UNTI L LATER
WHEN I WAS WASHIN' THE
BLOOD OFF M Y HANDS
I EVE N KNE W THEY WERE DEAD
THEY HAD IT COMIN'
THEY HAD IT COMIN'
THEY HAD IT COMI N ' A LL A L ONG
I DIDN'T DO IT
BUT IF I'D DONE IT
HOW COULD YOU TE LL M E THAT
I W AS W RONG
THEY HAD IT COMIN'
THEY HAD IT COMIN'
THEY HAD IT COMI N ' A LL A LONG
I DIDN'T DO IT
BUT IF I DONE IT
HOW COULD YOU TE LL M E THAT
I W AS W RONG
I LOVE D AL LIPSCHITZ
MORE THAN I CAN POSSIBL Y SAY
H E WAS A REAL ARTISTI C GUY
SENSITIV E A PAINTER
BUT HE WAS ALWAYS TRYIN' TO
FIND HIMSELF
HE'D GO OUT EVERY NIGHT
LOOKIN' FO R HIMSELF
AND ON TH E WAY
H E FOUN D RUTH
GLADYS
ROSEMARY
AN D LRVINGS
I GUESS YOU CAN SAY
WE BROKE UP BECAUSE
OF ARTISTIC DIFFERENCES
HE SAW HIMSELF AS ALIVE
AND I SA W HI M DEAD
THE DI RTY BUM BUM
BU M BUM BUM
THE DI RTY BU M BUM
BU M BUM BUM
THEY HAD IT COMIN'
THEY HAD IT COMIN'
THEY HAD IT COMI N ' A LL A L ONG
'CAUSE IF THEY USED US
AND THEY A BUSED US
HOW COULD YOU TELL U S THAT
W E WERE WRONG
H E HAD IT COMIN'
H E HAD IT COMIN'
HE ONLY HA D H I MSELF TO B L AME
IF YOU'D HAVE BEEN THERE
IF YOU'D HAVE SEEN IT
I BETCHA YOU WOULD HAVE
DONE THE SAME
YOU POP THAT GUM
ONE MORE TIME
SINGLE MY * **
TEN TIMES
MIERT CSUKOTT
UNCLE SAME BORTONBE
NUMBER 1 7 THE SPREAD EAGLE
ARTISTIC DIFFERENCES
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