Guess I gotta do it to him one last time Tiger Woods on the back, nine bag full of
clubs Hit a long drive on a par -five, hole -in -one
Rap wise, got a master's Green jacket flappin' on my backside
Last time you thought I was done I pulled a Mayan calendar
2012 gettin' punked, this ain't gon' ever end
Never heaven sent from above Other words, I'm talkin' halo
Master Chief aimin' a gun at the face of a grunt
Why you haters always bustin' my balls Tell them squirrels, please get offa my nuts
Pain in the butt, yeah, takin' a punch from you is nothin'
Bitch, I ate it for lunch Never scared of my opponent, it's like facin'
a blunt You gettin' smoked like it's dope, bitch,
loadin' the pump, fillin' it up, like I was about to bathe in a tub
With Chardonnay in a cup, then let it spray like a skunk
My trigger finger quick, I hit the joystick until I'm breakin' my thumb
I got y 'all screamin' like a bitch, yeah, as I'm makin' a come
I put my semen on a tit, so I'm avoiding the sun
Vampire, never agin', word to raisins, I'm avoiding the sun
Yeah, relationships suck, so when it comes to cheatin' I must be a patriot
Tom Brady been deflatin' some stuff Robert Kraft gettin' naked and rough
In a spa full of Asian ladies yankin' a tug Belichick spyin' on the Jets, fakin' to run, makin' em punt
Every time they come to play in Boston Stadium, yup
Speakin' of sports, baseball is the reason we're fucked
Went to the plate, had a bat, gave corona to us
So I yell at the umph, tell em' get fucked Like LeBron James dunkin', I'll be gettin' em' jumped
Float a whistle, it's illegal, like I'm sellin' some drugs
Embezzling funds, I'll poach a couple elephant tusks
Homicidal thoughts, thinkin' about vendettas
Cause I'm fed up with everyone, load the clip in my Beretta
Then I light em' up like Edison or President Kennedy
Shot em' bleedin' out the bed of my truck
Dead in the trunk, once again, you now sunk
Like the Titanic, gigantic iceberg right through the front
Metaphorically, speakin', that's a knife in your gut
I slice the windpipe of your wife and a nun
Excited by blood, the sight of it's fun
When I'm on deathbed, I'ma have missionary sex with a slunt
Other words, I'm goin' out on top
Till the day that I'm dropped, kick in the bucket
Tell these bitches go suck it, I'm never bitin' my tongue
