We've traveled from Nome to Bali
Seen the history of human folly
Courted danger til our hair was curled
Seen all seven wonders of the world
While those seven wonders deteriorate
Our new discovery is right up to date
This is a wonder you can't duplicate
Clean the slate
Here's the great
Number eight
Life's ducky
Balmy weather
We're lucky
We're together
We're a pair remarkably mated
People swear we must be related
We can't bear to be separated
We share everything
Two songbirds
Zero friction
No strong words
Dainty diction
Harmony is what we always sing
We're so happy we share everything
Never division
On any decision
Never a word that's severe
Two different voices
Identical choices
Never an argument here
We're both sweet and understanding
We divide the pie
We see eye to eye
We're never pushy shovey
Forever lovey dovey
All through summer, winter, fall or spring
We're united through every season
We're delighted you know the reason
You can share, too
There's nothing to it
So prepare to watch how we do it
Come on, boys
Build a barge
Make it fancy
Make it large
Grab an oar
Row with style
Take us down the Nile
We're so happy we share everything
We're so happy (Oh yeah)
We're so happy (Uh-huh)
We're so happy
We share everything