There was a lady name of Annie May

She fell in love at the zoo one day

That crocodile with the big white smile

Stole her very heart away

The courtship was brief but quite intense

Once he got under the barbed wire fence

On the honeymoon night

She turned on the light

And said darling meaning no offense

Good god almighty those teeth are huge

No way I'll do the hokey pokey with you

So they went to the dentist who pulled all but two

It's amazing what love can do

It's amazing what love can do

They had a son and named him rocky of course

He fell for a gal on the police force

She was impressed with his bullet proof vest

So they let the romance run its course

They rented a room at the hotel Ritz

They sat on the edge of the bed and kissed

She took off her blues he took off his shoes

It was then she almost called it quits

She said good god almighty those nails are huge

No hanky panky or it's jail for you

So he pulled them all out

Just as fast as he could chew

It's amazing what love can do

It's amazing what love can do

I swear every word of my tale is true

You better be careful it could happen to you

Nobody knows where true love grows

'Til they stand in someone else's shoes

Good god almighty it's a funny old world

Boys will be boys and girls'll be girls

The whole darn thing is just one big zoo

And it's amazing what love can do

It's amazing what love can do

It's amazing what love can do