Oh Western Union man send a telegram to my baby

Send a telegram send a telegram oh

Send a telegram to my baby

This is what I want you to say

I want you to tell her that I'm all alone

I tried to call her on the phone

Tell her I'm in misery and think she's avoiding me

And if the telegram don't do

Send a box of candy too an maybe some flowers

Tell her that I miss her for hours and hours

Send a telegram send a telegram

Hurry up send a telegram man to my baby

Do you hear what I say

Oh Western Union man send a telegram

Oh send a telegram to my baby

Western Union man hey send a telegram oh

Send a telegram send a telegram oh

Send a telegram man to my baby

This is what I want you to do

Listen tell me have you got a boy you can send

This is what I want him to do

Put him on his bike right away

See if he can get my message through

Maybe tomorrow but mail it right away

I want the girl to know that I missed her

Something like yesterday

Send a telegram send a telegram oh

Send a telegram man to my baby

Do you hear what I say

Oh Western Union man why don't you send a telegram

Well send a telegram to my baby

Western Union man send a telegram

Oh send a send a telegram send it

Send it send it send it right on to my baby

Do you hear what I say

Hey Western Union man send a telegram oh

Send a telegram to my baby hey