Mister Five By Five

Five feet tall and he's five feet wide

He don't measure no more from head to toe

Than he do from side to side

Mister Five By Five

Fifteen chins and a line of jive

He's a rockin' old cat and a real hep fat

He's Mister Five By Five

That man can really check in for the fat man

There's no way of knowin'

Whether he's strollin' in or goin'

Mister Five By Five

Slightly plump on the grovy side

He's a rockin' old cat a real hep fat

He's Mister Five By Five

He don't measure no more from head to toe

Than he do from side to side

He's a rockin' old cat and he's a real hep fat

He's Mister Five By Five

That man can really check in for the fat man

There's no way of knowin'

Whether he's strollin' in or goin'

He don't rockin' no more from head to toe

Than he do from side to side

Mister Five By Five