A fine romance with no kisses

A fine romance my friend this is

We should be like

A couple of hot tomatoes

But you're as cold as

Yesterdays mashed potatoes

A fine romance you wont nestle

A fine romance you wont wrestle

I might as well play bridge

With my old maid aunt

I haven't got a chance

This is a fine romance

A fine romance you won't nestle

A fine romance you won't wrestle

I might as well play bridge

With my old maid aunt

I haven't got a chance

This is a fine romance

This is a fine romance

This is a fine romance

This is a fine romance