Pete's little tiny erect d**k
No one knew what to do with it
Meeghan left 'cause she couldn't find it
(couldn't find it)
(couldn't find it)
Pete's little tiny erect d**k
It's a quarter tall and a penny thick
If it were a blow pop
you'd only get one lick
It looks a lot like a pink Q-tip
(pink Q-tip)
(pink Q-tip)
Pete's little tiny erect d**k
Can't satisfy anyone with this
