I am just a regular everyday normal guy
Nothing special about me Mother F ka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy
When I go to the clubs,
I wait in line Mother F ka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy
I got 600 dollars
In the bank Mother F ka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy
And my se ual performances are average
I work at customer service
for a phone company
I make 12 bucks an hour
but that's all I need
I live in a small apartment
on a quiet street
I don't go out too much
I like to watch TV
I cant afford a car
I use public transportation
I don't mind I read
'til I reach my destination
Sometimes a newspaper
Sometimes a book
The amount of money I save
this s t is off the hook
And i am not very good with the women
I'm a pretty shy person
and I'm average looking
Last time I had s was in 2003
And I am ashamed to
admit but it wasn't free
I am just a regular everyday normal guy
I get nervous
in social situations Mother F ka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy
I get constipated
once a month Mother F ka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy
And i make pretty good
spaghetti sauce Mother F ka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy
And I get scared
when I go see the dentist
I'm the "Pauly Shore" of everyday life
Easily forgettable
and I am not very liked
I have an "According to Jim" personality
I'm as entertaining as a f king STD
If you wanna mess with me
I think you probably can
Because I am not confident
and i am weak for a man
I'll just roll up in a ball
while you kick me in the back, yeah
Honestly I probably wont fight back
And I don't have many friends
that would back me up
My friend Steve would
but he doesn't look very tough
If you rarely get laid
put your hands up
If you're not well paid
put your hands up
If you got a pet cat
put your hands up
And if you got a bad back
put your hands up
I am just a regular everyday normal gu
My parents are really
nice people Mother F ka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy
I am somewhat afraid
of heights Mother F ka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy
I like the show
"Greys Anatomy" Mother F ka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy
And I am pretty good
at making paper planes
