I'm honored I'm flattered

This greeting really mattered

This welcome is grand

But I'm really concerned

I like your attention

But this I have to mention

You're playing with fire

And your up to get burned

There's a girl in Tennessee

Who's sorry she met up with me

Can't go back to Tennessee

I'm a bad bad man

There's a girl in Omaha

But I ran faster than her Pa

Can't go back to Omaha

I'm a bad bad man

There's a girl in Wyoming

And they're combing Wyoming

To find a man in white

Who was out with her that night

There's a girl in Arkansas

The Sheriff is her brother-in-law

I can't go back to Arkansas

I'm a bad bad man

I'm enlightened but frightened

Though my int'rest you've heightened

It might turn out to be

That too much too much for me

So I'll go back to my tent

And someday when you're old and bent

Think of about you might have spent

With a bad bad man