This song goes out to a specific friend of mine

My amigo

My pal

Crap

Let's cut right to the chase

I don't want to overexplain

Though this may seem selfish and rude, I can't recall your name

I know that's hard to hear

And I'm sorry if it hurts

It's not you, it's me

My brain just doesn't work

We've gotten oh, so close

I count you as a true friend

But you only introduced yourself just once, when we first met

Your taste in almost everything is just the same as me

But your name has fled my memory

Don't know why I'm so nervous

I'm sure you'd undertsand

That this forgotten memory wasn't intentionally planned

I should just spit it out

But I'm scared that I'll hurt you

In the best case scenario you forgot my name too

I know your favorite color, favorite animals and things

I recognise your username, which is just why it stings

This jacked up goldfish memory I have brings me great shame

It's just that I'm especially bad with names

I didn't think we'd talk much when you first came

Please don't think that our friendship's some sick game

I'm sorry

Forgive me

But I

I forgot your name

Does it start with "A"?

No

Darn, I could've swore it did

You sure?

No, no, it's your name